Australia Lyrics

AUSTRALIA – Facts & Fun  – LYRICS
Copyright Hummingbird Music

 

DISCOVERING AUSTRALIA

(Gary Huntbatch) 2001

 

Chorus:           DISCOVERING AUSTRALIA,  DISCOVERING AUSTRALIA

 

DISCOVERING AUSTRALIA,  WITH THE FAMOUS CAPTAIN COOK.

 

Verse 1:          CAPTAIN COOK HE FOUND AUSTRALIA,

 

WITHOUT KNOWING IT WAS LOST

 

FINDING NEW ANIMALS, PLANTS AND PEOPLE

 

FROM ALL AROUND IT’S COAST.

 

KOALA, WALLABY, KANGAROO, AND THE COCKATOO TOO

 

WITH LOTS OF SHARKS AND CROCODILES ALL WAITING TO EAT YOU.

(I say, I say, did you say ‘eat you’?  Oops, yes I did. Sorry, I meant to say ‘meet you’, not eat you, sorry.)

                                            Chorus

Verse 2:          COOK ARRIVED IN 1770,  HE HIT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

HIS SHIP WAS CALLED THE ENDEAVOR, AND AND EVER DID IT LEAK!

HE MADE REPAIRS AND THEN SET SAIL, EXPLORING AS HE WENT

CLAIMING AUSTRALIA FOR ENGLAND, FROM WHERE HE HAD BEEN SENT

(I say, I say, From where he had been sent? Isn‘t that poor grammar. Uh, yes, it is, but Grandma is feeling much better now, thank you.)

 

                                                            Chorus

Verse 3:

AUSTRALIA IS LIKE AN ISLAND, SURROUNDED BY THE SEA

BUT IT’S CALLED A CONTINENT, CAUSE IT’S BIG AS BIG CAN BE

IT HAS DESERTS AND RAIN FORESTS, HIGH MOUNTAINS LAKES AND RIVERS

WITH LOTS OF BIRDS AND REPTILES, AND NOT TO MENTION SPIDERS

(Spiders, did you say spiders?. Yes, I did , but I said not to mention them.)

                                               

                                                            Chorus

 

THE AUSTRALIAN CLOCK

(Mr. I & Gary Huntbatch)

 

 

TICK TOCK,  IMAGINE AUSTRALIA AS A GREAT BIG CLOCK

 

ALICE SPRINGS,  IS IN THE MIDDLE,  RIGHT BESIDE AYER’S ROCK

 

EVERYBODY COUNT WITH ME,  WE’LL NAME ALL THE CITIES

 

WE’RE STARTING AT DARWIN,  AT THE TOP AT TWELVE O’CLOCK

 

 

1 O’CLOCK –  CAIRNS,          2 O’CLOCK – McKAY,     3  O’CLOCK – BRISBAINE

 

4 O’CLOCK – SYDNEY       5 O’CLOCK – MELBOURNE  6 O’CLOCK – ADELAIDE

 

 

TICK TOCK,  IMAGINE AUSTRALIA AS A GREAT BIG CLOCK

 

ALICE SPRINGS,  IS IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT BESIDE AYER’S ROCK

 

EVERYBODY COUNT WITH ME,  WE’LL NAME ALL THE CITIES

 

WE’RE ON OUR WAY FROM ADELAIDE,

 

FROM THE BOTTOM AT 6 O’CLOCK

 

 

7 O’CLOCK – COOK                   8 O’CLOCK – PERTH   9 O’CLOCK – CARNARVON

 

10 O’CLOCK – PORT HEDLAND   11 O’CLOCK – DERBY   12 O’CLOCK – DARWIN

 

 

TICK TOCK , IMAGINE AUSTRALIA AS A GREAT BIG CLOCK

 

ALICE SPRINGS , IS IN THE MIDDLE.  RIGHT BESIDE AYER’S ROCK

 

EVERYBODY COUNT WITH ME,  WE’LL TAKE A LITTLE TEST

 

I’LL SAY THE NUMBERS ON THE CLOCK,

 

YOU NAME THE CITY,  DO YOUR BEST (TAKE A GUESS).

 

3 O’CLOCK,    _______     4 O’CLOCK  __________   5 O’CLOCK _________

 

8 O’CLOCK   _________;

Spoken parts at the end:   HOBART, TASMANIA

LITTLE JOHNNY ENGLAND

Traditional with added lyrics by Anise Abdula, Mr. I & Gary Huntbatch

 

 

 

LITTLE JOHNNY ENGLAND, HE WENT A WANDERING,

 

HE WENT A WANDERING, ALL DAY LONG,

 

HE WENT A WANDERING, WITH HIS LITTLE PANNIKIN

 

HE WENT A WANDERING , ALL DAY LONG.

 

THROUGH WESTERN AUSTRALIA, NORTHERN AUSTRALIA TOO

 

THROUGH QUEENSLAND AND NEW SOUTH WALES,

 

THROUGH SOUTH AUSTRALIA AND ON TO THE EAST

 

TO THE AUSTRALIAN  CAPITAL TERRITORY TOO.

 

SWIMMING AT THE BARRIER REEF, GAZING AT AYERS ROCK

 

SINGING AT THE SYDNEY, OPERA

 

STROLLING THROUGH THE OUTBACK, LOOKING FOR SOME HOMESTEADS

 

MEETING ALL THE AUSSIES, AND ALL THE AUSSIES MATES

 

COME SEE AN EMU, COME SEE A KANGAROO,

 

COME SEE A SPINY ECHIDNA,   SEE A WEBBED PLATYPUS,

 

SEE A FUZZY KOALA,  COME SEE A WALLABEE

 

AND COME SEE A ….DUCK?

 

 

                                           BOWERBIRD

(Yurgen Ilaender, Mr. I, 2000)

 

 

BOWER, BOWER, BOWER BOWER, BIRD

 

THE WAY THAT YOU BEHAVE IS QUITE ABSURD

 

BUILDING PRETTY HOUSES,  WHAT ARE YOU THINKING OF?

 

TELL ME BOWERBIRD,  ARE YOU IN LOVE?

 

BOWER BOWER BOWER BOWER  BIRD

 

YOU MAKE THE FUNNIEST SOUNDS I’VE EVER HEARD

 

A KOOKABURRA LAUGH,  CAWING LIKE A CROW

 

BARKING LIKE A DOG,  WHAT A SHOW?

 

 

BOWER BIRD,  YOU ARE AN ARTISTE,  BLACK AND YELLOW AND BLUE

 

BOWER BIRD, YOU’RE A WINGED MATISSE,

 

I ALWAYS SMILE WHEN I THINK OF YOU

 

 

O BOWER BOWER BOWER BOWER BIRD

 

AUSTRALIA IS THE HOME THAT YOU’VE PREFERRED

 

I CAN SEE YOU IN THE FOREST,  IN A EUCALYPTUS TREE

 

BUILDING PRETTY BOWERS, DANCING HAPPILY,

 

O BOWERBIRD PLEASE,   SAVE A WINK FOR ME

 

SAVE A WINK FOR ME,  SAVE A WINK FOR ME.

 

SAVE A WINK  —–   FOR ME!   (wink)

 

KOOKABURRA (Traditional Folk Song from Australia)

 

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree

Merry, merry king of the bush is he

Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh Kookaburra

Gay your life must be.

 

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree

Eating all the gum drops he can see

Stop, Kookaburra, Stop kookaburra

Save some there for me.

 

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree

Counting all the monkeys he can see

Wait, Kookaburra, wait, kookaburra

That’s not a monkey, That’s me !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 MARSUPIAL LAND

(Gary Huntbatch)

 

Spoken: When people first hear the word, marsupial, their first thought is the ‘soup’ ma used to make. But surprisingly, although it could be, it isn’t. Let me tell about marsupials.

           

A MARSUPIAL IS AN ANIMAL, THAT REALLY IS QUITE UNUSUAL

 

THEIR BABIES AREN’T BORN IN THE USUAL WAY

 

THEY ARE SO VERY TINY AND THEY HAVE TO STAY

 

IN A POUCH, THAT IS PART OF THE MOTHER’S SKIN

 

AND WHEN THE BABY IS BORN, OH,IT CLIMBS RIGHT IN.

Chorus:

: THEY ARE MARSUPIALS, MARSUPIALS,  THEY ARE   MAR..MARSUPIALS.

 

WHEN THE BABY IS INSIDE IT IS, SAFE AND SNUG

IT FEEDS ON MOTHER’S MILK WITH A COSY HUG

SPENDING IT’S TIME IN THE POUCH DAY AFTER DAY

UNTIL IT’S OLD ENOUGH TO COME OUT AND PLAY

IT’S A PROTECTED PLACE WHERE BABY LIVES AND GROWS

AND SO, WHEREVER MOMMA GOES,  BABY GOES

– Chorus-

 

THEY MOSTLY ALL LIVE IN AUSTRALIA

 

AUSTRALIA, IS A MARSUPIAL LAND.

 

A KANGAROO IS A MARSUPIAL, SO IS A TASMANIAN DEVIL

AND THERE’S THE WOMBAT, LOOKS LIKE A BABY BEAR

A BURROWING CREATURE WITH CUDDLY FUR.

THE POSSUM AND THE BANDICOOT HAVE POUCH MAMMAS TOO

AND SO DOES THE KOALA, OH, DIDN’T YOU KNOW.

-Chorus-

KANGAROO JUMP (Mr. I)

 

KANGAROO JUMP OVER THE STUMP, KANGAROO JUMP

JUMP JUMP JUMP

 

KANGAROO HOP OVER THE TOP, KANGAROO HOP

HOP HOP HOP

 

KANGAROO FLEE OVER THE TREE, KANGAROO FLEE

FLEE FLEE FLEE

 

KANGAROO FLY OVER THE SKY, KANGAROO FLY

FLY FLY FLY

 

KANGAROO RUN OVER THE SUN, KANGAROO RUN

RUN RUN RUN

 

KANGAROO ZOOM OVER THE MOON, KANGAROO ZOOM

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

 

KANGAROO JUMP OVER THE STUMP, KANGAROO JUMP

JUMP JUMP JUMP

 

(Now go ahead and invent your own)

 

KANGAROO RACE OUT INTO SPACE, KANGAROO RACE
RACE, RACE, RACE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  I’M A ‘ROO  (Gary Huntbatch)       

 

Chorus

I’m a ‘roo , I’m tellin’ you.

I’m a roo tee doo
tee di tee diddle-ee doo

 

Oh, tee diddle -ee I
tee diddle-ee doo
And skiddle-ee  I tee BOO!

 

I’m a roo tee diddle-ee  doo,  a kangaroo.      

 

Well, they call me a Jack, but it’s all the same if ya call me boomer.

They call me lady a Jill, but others may call her flyer.

They call our kid a joey, but he likes the name of Bob.

But when roo’s all get together they calls us a mob.

 

Chorus

 

Well, there’s forty -seven different kinds of kangaroos.

Thirty miles an hour we hop. It’s true I’m tellin’ you.

We’re colourful too we’re black or blue, red yellow grey or brown.

Jill has a pouch where Joey lives till he hops out on his own

 

Chorus

I’m a ‘roo , I’m tellin’ you.

I’m a roo tee doo
tee di tee diddle-ee doo

 

Oh tee diddle -ee I tee diddle-ee doo
And skiddle-ee  I tee BOO!

 

I’m a roo tee diddle-ee  doo,  a kangaroo.      

 

 

Oh tee diddle -ee I tee diddle-ee doo
And skiddle-ee  I tee BOO!

 

I’m a roo tee diddle-ee  doo,  a kangaroo.      

 

DINGO DOG

(Yurgen Ilaender, Mr. I)

 

 

 

 

DINGO DOG, DINGO DOG, WHY CAN’T YOU BARK?

 

DID YOUR TONGUE GET BITTEN OFF,   BY A SHARK?

 

 

DINGO DOG, DINGO DOG, THAT’S A FUNNY TAIL.

 

TELL ME, DID YOU TAKE IT,,,, FROM A WHALE?

 

 

DINGO DOG, DINGO DOG, WHAT A SILLY SMILE.

 

ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A .   CROCODILE?

 

 

DINGO DOG, DINGO DOG, GO CATCH ME SOME FOOD,

 

I’M GETTING VERY HUNGRY,  SHOO, SHOO SHOO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KARLA KOALA (Gary Huntbatch)

 

A koala is a koala it’s a very simple fact

 

I’m telling It’s oh so true so get in on the act

 

Why don’t people know it could it be they just don’t care

 

I’m just a plain koala not a Koala bear

 

 

I will be the bearer the bearer of the news

 

I’ve been called a bear for far too long I’ve nothing left to loose

 

I know I’m cute and cuddly like a fluffy ball of fur

 

But I’m just a plain Koala not a Koala bear

 

bridge

We raise our babies differently I have a pouch you see

 

When they are borne it’s where they live a marsupial they call me

 

I don’t spend much time upon the ground searching for my food

 

A eucalyptus tree’s the place for me I’m not a bear so.don’t be rude

 

 

I can hardly bear it the bare facts are plainly there

 

It’s unbearable a bare faced lie it really isn’t fair

 

I’ll tell you all just one more time a truth that I will share

 

I’m just a plain Koala not a Koala bear

 

 

 

 

                            I’M A KOALA (Mr. I)

 

I’m a koala. I’m a happy fella

I eat eucalyptus leaves.

I’m a koala I’m a happy fella

I live in eucalyptus trees.

 

I am not a bear you know.

I’m what’s called a marsupial

I carry babies in my pouch

In Australia way down south.

 

I’m a koala. I’m a happy fella

I eat eucalyptus leaves.

I’m a koala I’m a happy fella

I live in eucalyptus trees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE BAOBAB TREE                           

Yurgen Ilaender  (Mr. I)

 

 

IT’S FAT ON THE BOTTOM AND THIN ON THE TOP

 

IT LOOKS LIKE A GREAT BIG BOTTLE OF POP

 

IT’S BRANCHES GROW FROM SIDE TO SIDE

 

IT HAS GREEN LEAVES AND IT’S VERY ALIVE

 

Chorus:           IT’S THE BAOBAB TREE, THE BAOBAB TREE

 

GO TO AUSTRALIA AND YOU WILL SEE

 

THE BAOBAB TREE, THE BAOBAB TREE

 

IT LOOKS LIKE A BOTTLE, BUT IT’S NOT REALLY.

 

 

THERE ARE OTHER TREES AND HERE ARE SOME

 

IRONBANK, EUCALYPTUS AND THE RED GUM

 

LOTS OF TREES GROWING WILD,

 

BUT THE FUNNIEST TREE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE

 

chorus

 

THERE’S ANOTHER TREE HAS A REALLY HOT NAME

 

BRIGHT RED FLOWERS AND IT LOOKS LIKE A FLAME

 

THIS IS CALLED A FLAME TREE

 

LOOKS REAL PRETTY BUT IT’S QUITE STINKY

 

chorus.

 

 

ABORIGINES USED THE BOOMERANG 

(Yurgen Ilaender, (Mr. I)

 

 

Chorus:        ABORIGINES USED THE BOOMERANG,

 

ABORIGINES USED THE BOOMERANG,

 

ABORIGINES USED THE BOOMERANG

 

TO HUNT AND CATCH THEIR FOOD

 

ABORIGINES USED THE BOOMERANG

 

ABORIGINES USED THE BOOMERANG

 

ABORIGINES USED THE BOOMERANG

 

TO HUNT AND CATCH THEIR FOOD.

 

 

Verse 1

OUT ON A WALKABOUT,    A LONG WAY TO GO

 

REST AT AYERS ROCK,   GO SLOW,  GO SLOW

 

I SEE A KANGAROO,  COMING THIS WAY

 

READY WITH MY BOOMERANG,   NOW THROW,  NOW THROW.

 

 

(Chorus)

 

Verse two:

FOUND WATER WITH MY DIGGING STICK

 

IT’S BEEN A VERY GOOD DAY

 

ATE ALL THE KANGAROO,,   I FEEL  OKAY

 

ME AND MY DINGO DOG,   WILL SLEEP WELL TONIGHT

 

WILL DREAM OF THE OLDEN TIMES,  AND THE OLDEN WAYS

 

 

Bridge:  SOON I WILL BE,   AT THE CORROBOREE

 

WE WILL DANCE AND SING,  IN SACRED CEREMONY

 

I WILL PAINT MY STORY,   IN A CAVE ON A ROCK

 

WITH FRESH PAINT ON MY BODY,  I’LL BE READY

 

FOR ANOTHER WALK

 

(Chorus)

 

Verse three:

THE SEASON IS CHANGING NOW,  MUST GO TO NEW LAND

 

FOLLOWING  MARKS I LEFT,  IN THE SAND

 

WILL MEET WITH MY FAMILY,  WHENEVER I CAN

 

I’LL WALK WITH MY DINGO DOG,

 

WITH MY BOOMERANG IN MY HAND.       Chorus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ULURU ( AYERS ROCK)

Mr. I, Yurgen Ilaender(August, 2001)

 

 

Chorus:

OOO,   OOO,    U  – LU– RU,   HOO HOO

 

OOO,   OOO,     U – LU– RU,   HOO  HOO

 

 

Verse 1)          IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUNTAIN,  BUT IT’S ACTUALLY A ROCK

 

A RED, LOAF OF BAKED BREAD,  SITTING ON A TABLE TOP

 

THE TABLE IS THE DESERT,  TANAMI IS IT’S NAME

 

THE LOAF OF BREAD IS AYERS ROCK,  THROUGH THE WORLD IT HAS GREAT FAME..

 

ABORIGINES OF LONG AGO,  WERE THE ONES WHO FOUND IT

 

IT’S A SIX MILE HIKE,  IF YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND IT.

 

ONE THOUSAND FEET HIGH,  ONE MILE AND A HALF LONG,

 

IT’S A PLACE OF MAGIC CEREMONY,  LISTEN TO IT’S SONG,

 

Chorus:  (four times, add harmony)

 

A BEND IN THE RIVER, ONE MILLION YEARS AGO

GIANT ROCKS WERE STOPPED AND CRUSHED AS THE RIVER CHANGED IT’S FLOW

AND NOW IT’S THE BIGGEST, ROCK ON THE EARTH

IN THE CENTER OF AUSTRALIA, IN THE RED AND ORANGE DIRT

 

IRON OXIDE IN THE SANDSTONE MAKES IT ORANGE AND RED

IT SITS BY THE CITY OF ALICE SPRINGS LIKE A LOAF OF FRESH-BAKED BREAD

IT’S GUARDED BY THE MUTIJULU, AND THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE.

GREAT SPIRITS LIVE IN THE ROCK, IT’S WHAT THEY BELIEVE.

 

Chorus (six time, add harmony)

 

 

NUMALU’S WALKABOUT/ DIDGERIDOO STORY

(Written by DON PORTELANCE) 604-936-2686

 

 

            NUMALU (Noo mah loo) was lonely, hungry and a little afraid. He had been on his ‘walkabout’ for two weeks now, and he had two more weeks to go before he could return to his tribe. His solitary journey through the desert was part of his initiation into manhood. He was twelve years old.

 

            Food had been scarce. He sat at the shore of the billibong and listened to the sounds: the dove ///// the frog///// the flies and mosquitoes/////. Far off in the distant hills he could hear the dingo cries/////. Perhaps he will become a meal for a pack of dingos? The crows swooped overhead///// and the kookaburas laughed at him/////.

 

            Just then, a family of kangaroos bounded to the edge of the water.  Mother Kangaroo came first, bounding eagerly /////, followed by the huge leaps of father /////, and bringing up the rear was a little baby joey, /////. Numalu would have loved to eat kangaroo that night, but it was not possible. You see, the very day that Numalu was born his mother saw a kangaroo, and since that day the kangaroo became his special totem animal. And no member of the tribe can eat his totem animal, no matter how hungry he is. The kangaroos left, /////,  /////,   /////.

 

            Suddenly, Numalu’s sensitive ears picked up a faint drumming sound/////. The thumping sound came from an unsuspecting emu that had wandered close to him. A meal at last. But first to catch it. These birds were so fast they could outrun kangaroos. His heartbeat quickened/////. He crept slowly through the grass. When he felt he could wait no longer he sprang out. The emu saw him and began to run/////. He could not catch it. But, with an expert flick of his wrist he tossed his boomerang/////  and brought the emu down/////. 

 

            Tonight he would eat. His survival was now certain. In two short weeks he would return to his tribe, no longer a boy, but Numalu the man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DIDGERIDOO SONG

(Yurgen Ilaender, Mr. I)

 

 

 

Chorus:        DIDGERIDOO,  DIDGERIDOO,

 

MOST PEOPLE CAN’T EVEN SAY IT,  TELL ME  CAN YOU

 

DIDGERIDOO,  DIDGERIDOO,

 

IT’S AN INSTRUMENT YOU PLAY IT, KIND OF LIKE A BIG KAZOO

 

Verse 1)       DIDGERIHEAR ABOUT THE DIDGERIDOO,

 

IT’S A HOLLOW STICK YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH

 

IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SEEMS BRAND NEW,

 

BUT IT’S OLD , OLD,  OLD.

 

DIDGERIHEAR ABOUT THE DIDGERIDOO,

 

YES, YOU CAN LEARN TO PLAY ONE TOO,

 

VIBRATE YOUR LIPS AND ALL YOU DO IS BLOW , BLOW, BLOW,

 

Chorus:

 

Verse 2)       DIDGERIKNOW ABOUT THE ABORIGINES

THEY USED THE DIDGERIDOO IN CEREMONIES

IT’S ANCIENT VOICE WOULD TELL STORIES SO TRUE TRUE TRUE

DIDGEREEKNOW ABOUT THE TIME OF DREAMS

WAY BEFORE CARS, OR FLYING MACHINES

WHEN THE ROCKS AND TREES AND RIVERS AND STREAMS

WERE NEW NEW NEW

 

DIDGERIDOO,       DIDGERIDOO……

 

OLD MAN GATHERED ALL THE ANIMALS TOGETHER

          THERE WAS TO BE A CONTEST

          OLD MAN WOULD MAKE AN INSTRUMENT IN THE LIKENESS OF THE CREATURE WHO HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE

          ALL THE ANIMALS KNEW THAT NIGHTINGALE WOULD WIN.

          HER SONG WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL.

          BUT, SURREPTITIOUS SNAKE  SWALLOWED NIGHTINGALE

          AND HELD HER IN HIS MOUTH.

          WHEN OLD MAN LISTENED TO SNAKE HE HEARD NIGHTINGALE’S BEAUTIFUL SONG.

          OLD MAN DECLARED SNAKE THE WINNER. BUT, HE WAS FOOLED.

          SNAKE SLITHERED AWAY IN SHAME,

          HE OPENED HIS MOUTH AND AWAY NIGHTINGALE FLEW

          AND WHEN OLD MAN BLEW,

          INSTEAD OF A SWEET, LOFTY SONG, OUT CAME THE DEEP, EARTHY DRONE OF THE FIRST DIDGERIDOO.

 

Chorus

 

Verse 3)       SO NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DIDGERIDOO

 

YES, YOU CAN LEARN TO PLAY ONE TOO

 

VIBRATE YOUR LIPS AND ALL YOU DO IS BLOW BLOW BLOW

 

DIDGERIHOLD IT TIGHTLY IN YOUR HANDS

 

BLOW REAL HARD, YOU KNOW YOU CAN

 

LET’S MAKE SOME MUSIC,  WE’LL MAKE A BAND

 

LET’S GO GO GO              LET’S GO!

 

 

 

 

DESERT POEM

(Gary Huntbatch)

 

 

SPEAKING OF CENTRAL AUSTRALIA

IT’S MADE UP MOSTLY OF SAND.

A HOT, DRY AND DUSTY PLACE,

THIS FLAT AND BARREN LAND.

 

THERE’S THE SIMPSON DESERT, THE GIBSON DESERT

THE GREAT VICTORIA DESERT, THE GREAT SANDY DESERT TOO.

LOTS OF SPIDERS, SNAKES AND SCORPIONS

WITH NOTHING MUCH TO DO.

 

SOME CALL THE DESERT THE ‘OUTBACK’

OTHERS CALL IT THE ‘RED CENTER’

BY THE ‘GREAT EMPTY’ IT’S ALSO KNOWN

AND IT’S EASY TO GET LOST THERE.

 

THE HEAT CAN SOAR TO ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY DEGREES.

YOU’D GET SUNBURNED AS YOU WALKED.

IF THAT HAD HAPPENED TO CAPTAIN COOK,

THEY WOULD HAVE CALLED HIM, CAPTAIN COOKED!

 

 

 

SO, IF YOU’RE IN THIS LAND OF OZ

JUST HOP INTO A CAR.

DRIVE A LITTLE INLAND FROM THE COAST.

AND YOU WON’T GET VERY FAR

BEFORE YOU REACH THE DESERT,

IT’S ALL THAT’S IN THE MIDDLE.

BUT THE DESSERT THAT I LIKE THE MOST,

IS ICE CREAM,  MAKE THAT RASPBERRY RIPPLE!

 

 

 

WALTZING MATILDA

 

 

ONCE A JOLLY SWAGMAN, CAMPED BY A BILLABONG

 

UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLIBAH TREE

 

AND HE SANG AS HE WATCHED AND WAITED TILL HIS BILLY BOILED

 

YOU’LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME.

 

Chorus: WALTZING MATILDA,  WALTZING MATILDA,

 

YOU’LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME

(Sing the last two lines of each verse for the each chorus)

AND HE SANG AS HE WATCHED AND WAITED TILL HIS BILLY BOILED,               YOU’LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME.

 

DOWN CAME A JUMPBUCK TO DRINK AT THE BILLABONG

UP JUMPED THE SWAGMAN AND GRABBED HIM WITH GLEE

AND HE SANG AS HE STOWED THAT JUMPBUCK IN HIS TUCKERBAG

YOU’LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME.

 

Chorus in Aborigine language:

NYANPEE MATILDA,  NYANPEE MATILDA,

NYOON TOO MATILDA, NYANPEE,  NYI OO LA

MOONOO NYA KOOLA ING KANG,

BILLY PALLY RIN CHAKOO

NYOON TOO MATILDA,  NYANPEE, NYI OO LA.

 

UP RODE THE SQUATTER,  MOUNTED ON HIS THOROUGHBRED

DOWN CAME THE TROOPERS,  ONE TWO THREE

WHERE’S THAT JOLLY JUMPBUCK ,  YOU’VE GOT HIM IN YOUR TUCKERBAG                           YOU’LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME.

 

chorus in Aborigine language

 

UP JUMPED THE SWAGMAN,  RIGHT INTO THE BILLIBONG

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE SAID HE

AND HIS GHOST MAY BE HEARD AS YOU RIDE BESIDE THE BILLIBONG

YOU’LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME.

 

Chorus in English:  spooky last line. ‘YOU’LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME…..BOO!’

THE DEADLY LAND OF OZ

(Gary Huntbatch)

 

Spoken: THERE ARE LOTS OF POISONOUS, AND OTHERWISE, DEADLY CREATURES IN THE LAND OF OZ, ALSO KNOW AS AUSTRALIA. THIS SONG IS ABOUT SOME OF THEM.

                          

         THEY CALL IT THE LAND DOWN UNDER,

 

BUT YOU MIGHT BE SIX FEET DOWN UNDER, THE GROUND

 

IF YOU DON’T WATCH OUT ON A WALKABOUT

 

OR A SWIM ABOUT, FOR WHAT MIGHT JUMP OUT

 

THAT’S LURKING AROUND THE CORNER.

 

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA    IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA.

 

OH IN THE LAND OF OZ, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE

OF THE TIGER SNAKE AND THE DEADLY, BROWN SNAKE

ONE BITE WILL MAKE YOUR BODY ACHE

THERE’S THE DEATH ADDER, OR THE TAIPAN SNAKE

OH, THE PYTHON WILL CRUSH YOU AND SWALLOW YOU WHOLE,

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA,

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA,

 

ON  IN THE LAND OF OZ, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE

OF WHERE YOU SIT CAUSE YOU MIGHT GET BIT.

BY A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER, SHE’S A VERY GOOD HIDER

AND THE FUNNEL SPIDER’S NO FUN AT ALL

CAUSE IF YOU GET BIT, THAT’S ALL,  THAT’S IT.

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA,

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA.

 

ON IN THE WATERS OF OZ, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE

OF THE CROCODILE, YOU WON’T EVER SEE HIM SMILE

AND HE WON’T GRIN IF YOU TICKLE HIS CHIN

BUT WHEN HE OPENS HIS MOUTH, YOU’LL FIT RIGHT IN

AND THEN HE’LL TAKE YOU, FOR A LITTLE SWIM.

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA,

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA

 

OH IN THE WATERS OF OZ, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE

OF THE TENTACLES OF THE LION FISH,

YOU TOUCH THEM, AND THEY WILL  STING

THE STONE FISH TOO, KEEP AWAY FROM THAT THING

IF THE CROCODILE MISSED YOU THERE’S A BOX JELLYFISH

OR YOU MIGHT END UP AS A SHARK’S TASTY DISH

IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA, IN BEAUTIFUL SUNNY AUSTRALIA

 

Spoken:

I SAY, I SAY, DO YOU THINK THAT’S WHY AUSTRALIA HAS ‘TERRORTORIES’.  GOOD HEAVENS, YES! AND WITH LOTS OF ‘TERROR STORIES’ TOO.

 

                    COME SEE US MATE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

(Mr. I, August, 2001)

 

 

 

I’M AN ANGEL FISH,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A LION FISH,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A CLOWN FISH,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A SURGEON FISH,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

 

Chorus:           THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,  THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

OVER TWO THOUSAND KILOMETERS OF CORAL IN THE SEA

 

THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,  THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

ZILLIONS OF POLYPS, ALIVE AND DEAD

 

OFF THE EAST COAST OF QUEENSLAND,

 

THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,  THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

THE SHAPES AND THE COLOURS ARE BEYOND BELIEF

 

WHAT A SIGHT TO BEHOLD,   THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A JELLY FISH,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A BUTTERFLY FISH,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A SCORPION FISH,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A CUTTLE  FISH   AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

(Chorus)

 

Bridge:

FOUR HUNDRED TYPES OF CORAL,  SOME ALIVE,  SOME ARE DEAD

 

THE DEAD CORAL IS WHITE,  THE ALIVE CORAL IS  COLORFUL

 

PURPLE, BLUE, GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE AND RED

 

Verse 3:          I’M A SEA SLUG,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A SEA SNAKE,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

I’M A SEA TURTLE,  AND I LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

WE’RE SEA WEED,  AND WE LIVE IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

(Chorus)

 

Ending:   THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,  THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

 

(Stop)

 

Spoken:  HEY!  YOU DIDN’T MENTION THE BIRDS!

THAT’S RIGHT, MATE,   LOTS OF BIRDS TOO.

And DOLPHINS, GIANT CLAMS,  MANTA RAYS,  SEALS, GROUPERS, SQUID…..

(Ocean waves and seabird sounds)